Person 1:
O M G that girl over there is
SO basicPerson 2: She has a pH higher than 7?
Person 1: No I mean she like thinks she's SO "cool" and "trendy" an-
Person 2: Have you ever learnt chemistry? Probably not since you're using it to mean that shit. I bet people like you'll fucking make "
alkaline" an insult next. Or maybe make it into a compliment since it's the opposite of basic?