Define Bastardize Meaning

Bastardize
To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to

I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!
By Gladys
Bastardize
If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."
By Lucy
Bastard
1. A child whose parents ain't married
2. A way to insult someone without swearing

Did you know Leonardo Da Vinci is a bastard?

Thou art a damned, maggot-eating bastard!
By Bernardina
Bastardizing
To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.
By Ailina
Bastard
Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

β€œShit! What a bastard!”
β€œWhat do you mean?”
β€œTake your pick.”
By Manon
Bastarded
A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.
By Zaria
Bastardize
bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.
By Gavrielle
Bastardization
1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

By Guinevere
Bastardous
(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."
By Gabey
Bastardization
when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'
By Theda