Define Battered Meaning

Battered

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
By Alia
Battered
To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!
By Bria
Battered
Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.
By Brandie
Battered
When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.
By Ketty
Battered
Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

By Anestassia
Battered
being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?
By Stefa
Battered
like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered
By Thomasa
Battered
To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*
By Serena
Battered
Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

I was royally batteret last night!
By Gates
Batter Batter Batter
To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

By Cherey