Define Beats Me Meaning

Beats Me
A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"
By Kathi
Beat Me's
Oversized trendy sunglasses that cover large portions of the face.

It's so bright out, I need to put on my 'beat me's.'

I just bought myself a pair of 'beat me's.'

By Joana
Beat Me
giving someone a hand job

jacking off
pleasure

Andrew: mmm babe beat me
Erica: mmkay ;D
By Lori
Beats Me
Not what your redneck dad does.

I can’t tell how this shit works, beats me.
By Jewelle
Beats Me
When a certain person is exceedingly dumb. When they need some intellectual intelligence.

dumb Beats Me
By Marcella
You Beat Me To It
This idiom means, I was going to say/do the same thing and you did it before I could.

a: Shall we do something tonight
b: You beat me to it. Shall we go to Joe's?
By Bernadine
Beats Me Off
Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.
By Rycca
Beat Me Daddy
beat me daddy is used when you want someone to fuck you.

hey, trisha, beat me daddy
By Adelice
Beat Me Down Easy
A request asking someone to soften up their criticism.

"I heard you have a fetish for poop and feet"

"yo, beat me down easyyy"
By Dniren
My Dad Is Beating Me
he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me
By Alyson