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Define Bed Meaning

Bed
A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

I should really do my homework.
And my chores.
And my job.
And eat.

...But I just can't lift myself out of bed!!
By Jacinthe
Bed
my favourite place

mum: get out of bed
me: no
By Joice
Bed
a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

im gonna go hit the sac... then im gonna go to bed ;)
By Uta
Bed
Getting a girl into your bed for the night and proceeding to do nothing with her because you did not pull a move. You laid like a stiff pencil, paralyzed. She will later leave confused along with a potential range of negative emotions.

Jackson: "Dude I saw Kate spent the night ;) How was it?"
Ryan: "You're going to hate me. I bed her"
Jackson:" Christ, you need to stop being a pussy"
By Eadith
Bed
A thing that you sleep on

I said" you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."
By Sigrid
Bed
The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.

I love going to bed and sleeping.
By Tabitha
Bed
A word that looks like what it is.

yo man the word bed looks like a bed, look the 'b'is the headboard.
By Ag
Bed
Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.
By Maxine
Bed
A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.

Doesn't the word bed make you tired because it looks like one?
By Ebba
Bed
synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long
By Ruperta