Define Bedsheets Meaning

Saint Bedsheet
A way of saying that's your skipping Church to sleep in.

Oh, man. I was up all night playing Halo 2 on XBOX Live all night long. I think I'll be going to Saint Bedsheet tomorrow for Church.
By Sara
Biggots In Bedsheets

I saw these guys one time who had on white sweat shirts and looked like a bunch of biggots in bedsheets.
By Toni
Bedsheet Bingo
Apparently to the good ol' classic Murder She Wrote. "bedsheet bingo" is a term for doing the nasty, straight railing the girl for the whole night.

And then Mary came out of the bedroom in a robe. Wanting another round of bedsheet bingo.
By Sibeal
Load Of Bedsheets
Substitute for "load of bullshit." Used when the person cannot openly swear.

(At a kid's party)

Guy 1: "That is a complete load of bedsheets!"

Guy 2: "I know, right?"
By Netta
Bedsheet Boogie

What with my son's basketball game schedule and working overtime I have not had the desire to do the "bedsheet boogie" with my husband.
By Karilynn
Bedsheet Fuck
When a big black bralic guy named requis is skull fucking you through a bedsheet.

When I got flashed in cod it was like a bedsheet fuck
By Janelle
Split The Bedsheets
When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle

"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
By Valera
Baby Gravy Bedsheet
To masturbate on someones bedsheets before they go to bed. When they go to sleep they get covered in sperm.

Stephen: Why did Adam just leap out of bed screaming and whipping off his hands and legs?

Ryan: I gave him a Baby Gravy Bedsheet!
By Karin
Bedsheet Cocktail Fart
When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.

Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.
By Querida
Pillows Under The Bedsheets
Origin: Movie: The Phantom of The Red House
circa 1950
Definition: Extremely obvious.

By Betty