Define Beej Meaning

Beej
Short-form pronounciation of blowjob, for those people who are too lazy to pronounce it's abbreviated form "BJ".

Monica gave Bill a beej in the White House.
By Maryellen
Beej

By Gratia
Beej
The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. Iā€™d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)

"that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday"

"i love getting road beej'd"

"give me a beej"
By Oneida
Beej
noun: the excess skin that is left over when a person undergoes rapid weight loss

look at my beej...i can wrap it all the way around my body
By Bernetta
Beej
a person; usually a male who is strikingly handsome with a beard and otten slightly balding. most "beej's" are quite athletic, artistic, funny, and sometimes promiscuous. they may be found in all parts of the world but have been known to originate from california, USA.

"peace to beej and dem" - J-Dilla

"everywhere around the world, if you have a beard, you're a beej-man." - Big Chuck.
By Henrietta
Beej
nickname of the god of teen angst: wordBanjodark/word

"hey beej what's up"
By Louisa
Beejing
A sexual fetish. One person (the beejer) finds another person and murders them. After letting the body marinate for about 2 days, the eyeballs are harvested as well as most of the victim's body hair. This hair is then woven through the optic nerve of both eyeballs, creating a string of anal beads. These are then inserted into the beejer's butthole.

"Do you want to go beejing?"
"I did a beej last night. The eyballs were especially squishy."
By Selena
Beeje
slang for a blowjob.

When Dave wants a beeje he just calls on his girl Reagan.
By Reeva
Beeje

amanda gave matt a beeje
By Ashly
Beejed
Beejed Be-ja-ed (past tense) Also known as beej or blow job.

The act of oral sex or fellatio upon a males genitalia and or penis.

noun: An act of fellatio.
verb tr: To fellate.
verb intr: To perform a beejer.
adjective: Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
interj: Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a beej.

(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)

"Dude! last night, I totally got beejed by that shamelessly hussy-like appointment coordinator we used to employ here".

While changing in the locker room after practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in and unexpectedly beejed him.

"That girl beejed really well" said the man watching a pornographic film by himself.

After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "beejed!", receiving one shortly there after.
By Robenia