Define Beer Can Meaning

Beer Can
The unique pattern of intonation produced when an individual of afro-carribean origin annunciates "bacon"

Weeers me beer can?
By Iseabal
Beer Can
A penis that is extremely thick, said to resemble a beer can.

My last boyfriend was fairly average when it came to his endowment, but it was the beer can that made it look huge.

penis thick
By Antonetta
Beer Can

Guy #1: "I heard Glenn has a total beer can."
Guy #2: "Yeah, when I blew him I really had to stretch my mouth."
By Elianora
Beer Can Blanket
When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.


Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.
By Christen
Billy Beer Cans
Billy Beer Cans..is a name given to my father by the recycle men (he over heard one rare morning..when he wasnt still pissed out of his brains in bed) on discovering that he had a box FULL of empty beer cans ...and nothing else.
So a 'Billy Beer Cans 'is someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol and loads their recycle bin up to the max with tennants cans.

Recycle man to another recycle man.. 'omg look how many cans billy beer cans has had this week...the alchy bastard'
By Bunny
Beer Can Dick
A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.

That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.
By Coraline
Beer Can Nipples
when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not

Stephanie has got some beer can nipples
By Johnette
Don’t Cry In The Beer, But You Can Put The Chicken In The Water
The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.
By Tamera
Beer Can
A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.

The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
By Roselin
Beer Can
A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.
By Mady