An impressive
monument to an individual's overcoming of shallow goals of physical beauty. It is a large round sign of
self confidence and the ability
to shotgun a 24oz without giving it a second thought. It is proudly worn by people who would rather party with their friends than spend all available time in the gym in order to look better than said friends.
(Lance) Hey Jim, nice
beer gut, I see you traded in that
6 pack for a keg
(Jim) Oh yeah, well while you were at the gym until
2AM last night I ran into your girlfriend at a party and she rode my chubby ass raw