Define Beer Meaning

Beer
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

By Aida
Beer
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
By Arielle
Beer
Beer.
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since the 1600s!

Even though Linda was beat as hell,after a few beers she was beautiful!
By Adora
Beer
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
By Courtenay
Beer
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water

i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
By Brittni
Beer
What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..
By Josephina
Beer
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.
By Noella
Beer
What god used to prevent the irish from taking over the world.

The irish would've taken over the world hundreds of years ago, but they haven't recovered from their hangovers from Guinness beer yet.
By Misty
Beer
what men need to function daily

Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
By Maryellen
Beer
Possibly the best thing ever to be invented ever. I MEAN IT.

GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.
By Florette