Define Belts Meaning

A tear or rip in the crotch area of a pair of trousers of which is so severe, is starts from the belt and ends at the belt.

the thing dads use to whoop their children

A weapon that has been used to give pain among the heroes of this world that helps learn discipline and value upon the arse that is smacked

A singing technique used when a singer sings high notes in their chest voice. Should only be done by trained singers as improper belting can hurt the vocal chords.

A competition between male roommates (use of an actual title belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:
1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83
2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.
3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.
4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.

the way to keep children in line

Properly securing an errant boner behind ones belt when standing up in public.

1. typically a leather strap used to tighten pants
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt

A legendary weapon used by parents to whip their child's ass when they misbehave, so the mother whips them teach them a valuable lesson.

to sing loudly