"I'm
Roy Biggins. I'm an
owner operator, and flight desk clerk in
Nantucket, an island
off the coast of Masachuessets.
I have unusual affection towards my severely obese Mother, and am generally disliked in my airport as a dishonest man who lacks class."
"Did you see that guy, he TOTALLY
roy bigginsed all OVER the place."
"Hey, i just found 3 Roy Bigginses in the garbage can, i'm going to stick them to my car window."
"That thing was so loud my ears did a complete Roy Biggins!"
"I can't see out of the window, I'm Roy Bigginsing over here."
"Where did you put that thing we talked about? Roy Biggins wants it."
"I hurt myself earlier because my friend dropped a piece of his Roy Biggins on me."
"Turn this off, i feel like my Roy Biggins is going to explode."
"Roy Biggins is outside waiting for you."
"I can't drive right now, my Roy Biggins won't
permit it."
"There are far too many Roy Bigginses in this region."
"
Wait a second, Jane, Roy Biggins isnt here yet.
Jane: Yes he is, Don't you see him?
Roy Biggins: I am, indeed, right here."
"I can't find my money, i think i just pulled
a Roy Biggins."
"Where's the Bus Stop? Roy Biggins is waiting for me."
"If I dont get there in time, hell make a Roy Biggins out of me."
"It's really hot out here, i feel like i should put my Roy Biggins on."
"Did you see that Roy Biggins go down the drain? Gross."
