Define Biological Meaning

A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.

When something is awkward but biologically awkward. #biological.

verb: A euphemism for sex, stemming from the word 'biology'. It is to engage in starting a biological reaction with another individual.

Stupid piece of shit where you waste your time writing observations of nature

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Any conglomeration of spit, skeet, urine, and scat(any bodily fluids and/or solids) in a public area.

Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child, puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long airline trip.

when a female begins to desire to have a child, or when a female develops motherly instincts, etc.

A term used to describe the act of creating an obnoxious and hypnotising smell in the toilet ( or other ) area. Thus preventing entry to any other person for fear of involuntary convulsions.

A biological meltdown occurs when a female normally between the ages of 28 and 34, who is without child, is placed into a chemically enhanced hormonal stupor that triggers a countdown in the synapses of the brain causing her to panic because she feels that her ovaries are drying up. Such a condition causes an unrestrainable urge in the female to engage in a loathsome marriage, already bound for divorce, with the first unsuspecting male companion lying prey to her mental instabilities. There is only one goal of such marriage, that is to lure the unsuspecting male victim into immediate and irrational procreation of a love child in order to satisfy the maternal needs of her biological clock.