Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you
can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin
the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww