Define Bitched Meaning

Bitched

By Daniela
Bitched

" hey, rays bitched this time not me!"
By Beitris
Bitched
when someone gets completely demolished in something, generally, but not always, a sporting event.

Mom: go do your chores stevie
Steve: why dont you stop worrying about me and worry about the blood in your urine (steve then precedes to punch his mom and the kidneys
Mom: (rolls around the ground in agony)
Steve: BITCHED
By Clarice
Bitched
when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening

when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.
By Mirna
Bitched
A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.

"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."
By Cherice
Bitched
Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.

"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.
By Bobbe
Bitched
Someone gets bitched when you shake their hand and say, "Bitch."

Person 1 and Person 2: *shakes hands*
Person 1: Bitch.
Person 2: Huh? Oh damn. I got bitched.
By Emyle
Bitched
The state of someone whose best friend has ditched them for a hot chick/girlfriend.

"Dude, I can't believe Roy just bitched you to chase after Megan."
By Marthe
Bitched
Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

By Marcile
Bitched
after dissing someone, shout 'bitched' rather than 'boyed'. Often used after 'yo mama' or 'like your face' jokes

1st person: your clothes are ugly
2nd person: yeah, like your face!
3rd person: ooo BITCHED!
By Phaidra