often associated with those with black hair, there is an
incurable disease within a family of redheads in which they find that their hair is red and their eyebrows are black. this causes their brains to work slower and often leads to a problem with
stuttering. taking all caution, if one finds a redhaired-black
eyebrowed person, they should not go near them, for they may begin to tell pointlessly long stories in which you will die from boredom.
person 1: i thought i was going to die!
person 2: why? what happened?!
person 1: i listened to that
redhead with black eyebrows tell a story that took 10 minutes about a
swordfish! it didnt have a point to it at all!
person 2:
you poor thing! we need to rush you to a hospital!
