Define Black Hole Meaning

Black Hole
A black hole is the asshole of an African-American.

Two of my pod-mates are African-American, and I get to fuck their black holes sometimes!
By Emelda
Black Hole
An area of space-time with a quantum singularity at its center. The singularity has a theoretically infinite mass, making it impossible for even light to escape. Around the singularity is an Event-Horizon. This is also known as the point of no return because it is the critical area that light can no longer escape from, and time itself comes to an end, or is at the same time ad-infinitum. Much work has been done on this subject by Stephen Hawking.

A black hole is an inescapable point of space time.
By Channa
Black Hole
The vagina of a emo. It gives no pleasure and is a void of nothingness.

Guy 1-"Damn, that girl was hot!"
Guy 2-"Yeah but dont walk to close, shes got a black hole."
By Judye
Black Hole
A point in space with infinite mass and infinite density. Not even light can escape it's gravitational pull.

Scientists study black holes in order to determine how intense gravity dilates time relative between those near it and those observing it.
By Marianna
Black Hole
A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.

(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."
By Gleda
Black Hole
Apparently in the black community, this is a racist term because it has the word "black" in it without any words of praise surrounding it. Because of its political incorrectness, please note that it has now been renamed an African American Quantum Singularity.

John Wiley Price, the Mayor of Dallas and a black judge recently were offended and demanded an apology (no, I'm not making this up) for a white councilman referring to the traffic office as a "black hole" where paperwork is sent and never seen again. "How would you like it if I called it a 'white hole'?" Mr. Wiley-Price immediately retorted. Next on the list: Blackjack, Blackberry and Blackbird.
By Tarra
Black Hole
Any place where things go and aren't likely to ever be seen again, such as The Bermuda Triangle, London (for Aussie singer/actresses), or my sister's bedroom when we lived at home.

Mum: "I'm going to vacuum Ali's room, then make dinner."

Bec: "No Mum, don't go in the black hole! We'll never see you again, and Dad's too tired to make dinner!"
By Cassandry
Black Hole
Someone notorious for not returning money borrowed from friends. ie. Steve Turkey

"dude, I wonder how much baby formula that black hole can buy with my money"
By Candida
Black Hole
a vagina that has been stretched so huge by various insertions into it (such as double fisting, fruit, vegetables, DP, etc.), that you can get sucked into it and never come back.

Don't make me throw you into Aimee's black hole.
By Jeniffer
Black Hole
a night when you and everyone you're with blacks out

Last night was a black hole. Nobody remembers anything.

We totally black holed last night. All I know is that I'm pretty sure we partied.
By Nadiya