A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from
Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her
augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a
body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.