Define Bland Meaning

Bland
Plain and boring. Not exciting.
lacking strong features or characteristics and therefore uninteresting:

That Nikita girl is such a bland fuck
By Ciel
Bland
Boring; Lacking taste or flavor or tang.

By Rory
Bland
A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.

A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.

Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
By Marielle
Bland
Plain and boring. Not exciting.

Mayor Williams' speech about our lack of senators was pretty bland.
By Teddi
Blanding
A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.


"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."

"Yeah fuck blanding"
By Karena
Bland
Dull or gray, tasteless or non-exciting, boring

Gerry : Amanda has been taking the most bland pictures in photography class lately

Jesse : Yeah dude, like that picture of just grass, she is such a bland person
By Fidela
Blanded
A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.

Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.
By Laryssa
Bland
When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.

Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.
By Gae
Blanding
The feeling of mild contentment after vanilla sex.

Mackehnzie and I were totally blanding after church last night.
By Brina
Bland

Oh look there goes bland, what a mess
By Tamarra