Define Bless Me Meaning

Bless Me

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight
By Hadria
Bless Me

Ayy jenna u should bless me tonight
By Olwen
Bless Me
A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.
By Eleanor
Bless Me
"Bless Me" is used jokingly, or not, when asking for sexual favors from a young woman who attends a catholic or parochial school. This is referring to the hookup as a blessing to the guy.

John: Hey katie, want to come over and watch a movie?
Katie: A movie sounds good, but, seriously, you need to stop trying to get into my pants.
John: Oh, it's not your pants, but that cute little uniform I'm interested in. Bless me baby!
Katie: John, you're a pig.
By Joleen
God Bless Me
Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right

By Zia
Bless Me A Burn
Can I have a cigarette.
Give me a fag.

Hey Callia bless me a burn”
By Angelica
Bless Me
As heard in the movie "House of Wax", bless me is a term used when asking for alcohol.

- Something's dead out there.
- Nah, something's dead right here, and we have to drink it back to life. Bless me, dog.
By Ermengarde