1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.
1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."
Guy 2: "Get me on that!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."
Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."
By Paulina
Bloating
Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.