Define Bloat Meaning

Bloat
1) Crap.
2) A lie.
3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.

My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it.
By Nonah
Bloat
a group of friends, your squad, you besties

Hey mom, me and my bloat are hanging out tonight!
By Elie
Bloat
1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.

1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."

Guy 2: "Get me on that!"

2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."

Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."
By Paulina
Bloating
Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
By Tandie
Bloated
When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

girl: I ate so much I am bloated
By Oralla
Bloated
When someone eats a ton of food and their stomach expands

Scott had finished thanksgiving dinner with his dad.
He leaned back and bleached loudly before running his bloated stomach

stuffed food baby
By Crin
Bloated
Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

By Kaila
BLOAT

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.
By Charline
Bloat
Bloat means to eat or can be used as a noun, in the describing of any kind of food.

Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.

"Yeah, bro...I just woke up from my nap. I'm gonna go grab some bloat and head over there."

"I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell."
By Agata
Bloated
Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.
By Thomasina