Define Blotto Meaning

Blotto

You were so blotto last night
By Joanie
Blotto
Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce

Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".

Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".
By Greta
Blotto
To be extremley hammered

"my name is otto! i looove getting blotto!!
By Connie
Blotto
describing a wild night of debauchery, an out of control situation, a crazy fucked up experience.

Dude - hookers, booze, blow, a baby goat!? - jesus christ last night was fucking blotto.
By Maxie
Blotto

oi oi here comes the blotto crew
By Elisa
Blottoed
(blot) (oh) (ed) meaning very drunk or in a drunken stuper.

person1: man i got madd blottoed last night
person2: jigga your a blotto case
By Kora
Blotto
To be drunk

Ah man Iā€™m Blotto after seeing Mr.Blotto!
By Faye
Blotto
A guy you really like but is a huge douche bag to you. or a guy you hate how much you love them.

Girl: my boyfriends such an asshole, but i love him.
Friend: yeah hes a blotto for sure.
By Tommi
Blotto Box
Mostly intended as a joke, the "Blotto Box" was a theoretical device that would send too much electricity over phone lines, making it impossible for any calls to get through. Depending on who you ask, the Blotto Box is either impossible or would kill you when you turned it on. The intended effect is that every phone would "ring and ring and ring" in an entire area code.

Blue box, red box, blotto box: schematics for many small devices were distributed during the era of telephone phreaking, but not all of them worked as advertised.
By Blondie
Blotto Correct
Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.

I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.
By Chad