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Define Blue-screened Meaning

Blue Screen
Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.

Ha ha... You got a blue screen.
By Rhianna
Blue Screen
The leading cause of suicide in America.

Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.
By Winnah
Blue Screen
A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.

I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.
By Cora
Blue Screen
The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!

NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!
By Margaux
Blue Screen
A computer nerd's nightmare.

Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"
By Myrtle
Blue Screen
Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!

Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!
By Dallas
Blue Screen
The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.
By Hyacintha
Blue Screen
When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.

Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1
By Dolley
Blue Screen
A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.

I just got Blue Screened!
By Rosanne
Blue-screened
To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
By Adelaide