Define Boarding Meaning

Boarding
planking but face up, laying flat on top of, across various objects face up

Jackson goes boarding across desks.
By Karlee
Boarding
See docking. But with more smegma...more...a little more...woe! TOO MUCH!!!

thats a lot of smegma there bill, your dick is awful cheesy...
By Katlin
Board
How retarded people spell the word bored.

Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."
By Cristal
Boards
A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

By Neala
Boarded
1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.

Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.
By Leonelle
Board
A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.
By Sosanna
Boards
Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

Somebody ripped-off my new boards!
By Ilse
Board
Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

By Jackie
Board
In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."
By Quinta
Board
Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.

Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."
By Harmonie