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Bouquet
The act of getting a handful of traffic tickets from a cop.
Either because he's trying to get a quota, or you acted like an arse and deserved it.

I got stopped the other day for speeding. He ended up nailing me for a burnt headlight, no seatbelt, and an old insurance card. I got the bouquet.
By Scarlet
Bouquet
To bouquet someone is to boo them (thumbs down) when you really think they are cool (alright).

I love bouqueting people even tho they be cool as shit. It be fun.
By Gaye
Bouqueting
When two men enjoy mutual masturbation using one hand until simultaneous ejaculation is achieved.

Hubert: I had a great bouqueting session with Tim last night.

Jim: Yeah, I heard.

Hubert: Sozzles.
By Randene
Bouquet
Bouquet is the one of the known gift for your loved one.Althought it's fashion never ends

Bouquets can have any beautiful kind of flower
By Ranee
Bouquet
A Bouquet is the collective noun for a group of vaginas.

My friend and I were downtown, celebrating the SlutWalk while Pussy Riot was playing a show; she commented, "boy, there's quite a Bouquet going on down here."
By Roslyn
Bouquet
The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their bases. By protruding each from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a bouquet of flowers.

"Man, I'm really enjoying this group text right now."

"Bouquet them and let them know!"
By Mela
Bouquet
When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be lethal.

*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a bouquet"
*proceeds to escape the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like a jew*
By Dorise
Bouquet Of Humanity
The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!
By Henka
Albanian Bouquet
A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
By Dania
Roadside Bouquet
A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.

"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.
By Ginger