Define Bowels Meaning

Bowels
lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit

medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
By Krista
Bowels

I open my bowels in your general direction!
By Pammi
Boweller
Boweller is derived from the term disembowel & describes a girl so ugly that her looks could practically rip out your guts. The expression originated in Ireland, most likely in North Dublin street slang.

We were cruising for chicks in the club but got there late so all the hotties were engaged leaving only the bowellers
By Kaela
Boweling
burns: wait a minute, i don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
smithers: uh, sir, that's for your boweling
burns: ah yes, that's very important
smithers: remember that month you didn't do it?
burns: yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned

By Sean
Boweler
1. Someone who is attuned to eating or having sexual intercourse with the bowels of another animal/human

Your dad had a boweler with your pet pidgeon
By Gelya
Bowels
One who has the tiniest cock who begs for pizza and fucks ogres named cierra. Mostly seen in his natural habitat, walking on the side of the road depressed and semen covered.

Hey look theres Bowels, i can smell him from here!
By Ulrike
Runners Bowels
(noun) Refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive shit after ones participation in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. Usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water

After completing the marathon, Matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.
By Gabrila
Bowel Towels

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
By Beatrice
Bowel Butter
Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities
By Jemmie
Jingle Bowels
Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence

Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.
By Freida