A feat only quick poopers can achieve, the bowl in one is when you flush the toilet -before- you sit on it and quickly shit right as the water is being flushed so the shit travels with it down the pipe.
Guy 1: "Dude how the fuck do you take shits so quickly?"
Guy 2: "I actually trained for my asshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to shit so quickly that I could make a bowl in one."
Guy 1: "Why the fuck am I friends with you?"
