John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of
gel on it. Do you like my
middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little
90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*
