Define Breakfast Of Champions Meaning

Coffee and a cigarette

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal

Cocaine and champagne. You know you are a true champion when you can afford to do lines and sip cristal when you get out of bed.

Alternatively wheaties cereal has been know as the breakfast of champions.

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.