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Define Bret Meaning

Bret
a creature who has questionable fashion choices, spills pasta on white shirts, and steps out of bathrooms with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe. they are an alien, do not be fooled.

girl 1: hey look at that thing wearing swim goggles and holding an onion. she's totally a bret.
girl 2: omg did you see her step out of the c-wing bathroom? she had toilet paper on her foot!! for sure a bret
By Martynne
Bret
The right way to say bread.

Person 1: I just baked some bread.
Person 2: Dude, it's pronounced 'bret'.
By Marabel
Bret
when you have to shit and the bathroom is occupied, so you grab the biggest cup in the kitchen and take care of business.

"Hurry up dude I got to shit!!!" nevermind there's a 7/11 big gulp cup in the kitchen, I'll just "BRET"
By Arabella
Bretting
When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.

Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
By Louella
Bret
How real hoodlums say the word "bro" in Spartanburg SC.

"Ay bret, South Carolina boring as shit"
By Ethelda
Bret
A Wonderful best friend.

Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.

"Wow, what a super, amazing guy. He must be a Bret."
By Sibbie
Bret
The most sexiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!

Ima so lucky to be going out with Bret!!
By Tate
Bret
Tall red headed Norwegian god that shoots cum by the gallon.

This towel can't possibly clean all of this cum up! Thanks, Bret!
By Darya
Bret
Fat loves to eat nachos has tendencies to show homosexuality but is a caring man and emotional at times

Bret is a nice man
By Annaliese
Bretting
Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.
By Karin