A human being from the city of Bristol in south-west England. Doesn't necessarily have to be a chav because not all Bristolians are chavs (thank god). Usually have a legendary Bristolian accent and greet people by saying "Awrite Lover" or "Awrite me baba" (Baba=baby).
A Bristolian is someone from the city Bristol in England. As some people may think that all Bristolians are chavs, they are in fact not ALL chavs. Often known to bring a warm presence into a room unintentionally.
Quotes:
"Alright my luvver?"
"Gert lush!"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...
A Bristolian Drainpipe is a gangbang routine where the girl gets bent over and a funnel is shoved in her asshole and all the guys circle around her and cum in the funnel until her ass is overflowing
Josh: Oi Lewis get a funnel we’re doing a fucking Bristolian Drainpipe
Lads:Ayyyyyyyy
Shaniqua: FILL MY ASS WITH NUT YOU DICKHEADS