Define Broadband Meaning

Broadband
The most efficient way to download porn from the internet

Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!
By Pamella
Broadband
Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband
By Tamara
Broadband
Fast internet service, which BT are slow to install!

When the fuck are you going to give us muvvafucking broadband?!?!?!
By Evania
Broadband
A relationship with a member of opposite sex.
Verb: "to have broadband" is to be having a relationship.
It is effectively an analogy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the analogy. "Service provider" being the girl or boy you are with, "56k" is being not quite there yet, "laying cables" - meeting new people etc.
(So as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)

"You got broadband yet?" "Nah, I'm still on 56k"

"Hows your broadband coming along?" "Slowly, I'm still looking for service providers..." "I thought you fancied Virgin Media?" "Nah, he stopped liking Vicky May ages ago!"
By Letisha
BroadBand
Much like a chick band or girl band, the BroadBand is a musical ensemble comprised of mostly women - who are old enough to buy their own gear and know how to use it.

They are the next generation of the riot grrrls in the digital age.

BroadBands: L7, Hole, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Pussycat Trash, Babes in Toyland, Heavens to Betsy, Voodoo Queens, High Heels Lo Fi, The Butchies, and many, many more!
By Martita
BroadBand
A Female with a thick waist. Not Fat, Not Skinny. Maybe a woman with Child-bearing hips. A Sexy Thick woman.

I gotta BroadBand with DSL (Dick Sucking Lips). She a BroadBand Girl. I upgraded my DSL for a BroadBand.
By Simone
Broadband
Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.

"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"
By Godiva
Broadband Television
A relatively new delivery system that provides consumers with the ability to view television programs online with limited commercials at their own convenience.

Examples of broadband television include:
Hulu.com
Fancast.com
By Adaline
Broadband Hiccups
Broadband Hiccups are an inconvenient interruption to your broadband connection - very annoying during a mass download or a webchat

I was trying to have a chat with X on messenger today and we kept getting interrupted with a seriously bad dose of Broadband Hiccups!

I was just getting to the end of level 15 and oh no broadband hiccups just wiped me out!

I tried to download that as well last night but a broadband hiccup got in the way
By Helenka
Broadband Cinema
A relatively new delivery system allows consumers to download or stream movies to their personal computer and portable devices instead of driving to the video store/multi-plex or waiting for DVDs to arrive in the mail.

Examples of broadband cinema services include:

CinemaNow.com
MovieLink.com
iTunes
UnBox (amazon/tivo)
Vongo
By Katrine