Define Brown-nose Meaning

Brown-nose
The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.

1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
By Nerti
Brown-nose
An bi effect of lickin pussy and gettin shit on your nose

You get a brown-nose from Brown-nosing-
By Tobey
Brown Nose
The act in which one inserts there nose up another's anus in order to gain there approval, thus resulting in a brown complexion on the tip of their nose. The use of 'brown nose' is generally metaphorical however can also adopt a literal meaning.

'dude, youre such a brown nose'
'i know man, i just want his approval'
By Helaina
Brown Nose
1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.

Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!
By Wandie
Brown Nosing

"John was brown nosing David earlier!!"
"Yeah, John kisses everybody's ass!"
By Brynne
Brown Nosed
Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.

Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.

Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?

Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!

(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)
By Jania
Brown Nose
1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.


She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!
By Wanids
Brown-Nose
To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".

"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)
By Ashlie
Brown Nose
A person who is a brown nosedoes favors for someone, laughs at their jokes or compliments them, in order to suck up to said person.

Saul keeps talking to the geography teacher about baseball. He's such a brown nose!
By Alica
Brown Nose
A brown nose is a Sycophantic person who has their head so far up somebodys ass that they have a brown nose, hense the name.

"hey stop bringin' the teacher apples every day y' brown nose!!"
By Muffin