A winner. Someone who attends the best University in Southern California, one ranked higher than SC in academics, with the most NCAA team championships out of any school in the nation. Not a skirt-wearing man condom. Wears
powder blue and gold, not piss-yellow and pimple red like the rich kids at the school surrounded by a ghetto. Cares about more than just football, unlike his/her lowly
crosstown rivals. Actually has a brain and doesn't rely on daddy's money to get him/her through life.
Not a rapist like the
USC football team. Not a murderer like OJ. And not a snake like those USC grads who worked for Nixon.
It's much more difficult to get into
UCLA and become a
Bruin than it is to get into SC and become
a Trojan. UCLA requires more than money.