when you really don't want to do something or hang out with someone, so you make upexcuses until they leave you alone
girl one: i thought you were supposed to be hanging out with jane today?
girl two: nah, she's bullshitting. she pretended she was sleeping when i called her even though she was on facebook right before.
dude this is bullshit what's bullshit?
that bullshit over there!
so that bullshit is bullshit?
werd, that's some bullshit bullshit.
werd.
let's go smoke a bowl.
werd.
A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.
"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."
"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."
A writing technique in which the user bases an entire piece of writing, often an essay, around a single and often small, irrelevant and/or useless piece of information.
Skilled Bullshitting will allow someone to write a full essay about nothing yet make it look as if they know what they are talking about and are answering the question.
What did you write for the essay at the end of that exam?" " I had no idea, I was Bullshitting my way through it
