Define Burched Meaning

Burched
To artificially make something simple appear more complicated and difficult to understand for the purpose of job security or ego gratification. "He burched that code so he's the only one who knows how to fix it and they cant fire him." Conversely, frequently used by marsh-mellow brains incapable of abstract or logical thought, or amateurs who only understand the rudimentary aspects of their profession to justify their incompetence.

"My professor with his highfalutin PhD in Chemistry burched the procedure for making nitroglycerin when he showed us in class, claiming that it was highly unstable. So I skipped the nonessential burched steps when I mixed the nitric acid with the sulfuric acid. BTW, someone blew up my apartment building last night and I am in Intensive Care at the hospital."
By Mufi
Burched
When your extremely high. You won't be able to walk or talk. It takes some white widow or bomb-ass dro (the kind that smells like pine cones) to get you burched.

After that blunt of dro I was burched.
By Nona
Burching
To Burch, Burching, Burcher;

To totally suck the life out of a party or joke, or to even complain about something glorious that has happened to you.

Example 1:

"Man my wedges are ready way to quickly"
"man stop Burching"

Example 2:
"wow this is the best party i have ever been too"
"The music is a bit loud"
"why must you burch"

Example 3:
"OMG I got a free nugget, someone better get fired for this, it is a complete waste of product"
"you are such a burcher"
By Shanon
Burch
Adj or Noun - to describe a person who has problems with speaking the truth, someone who believes in lies; a person who just loves to argue his point even when he is wrong and making an ass of himself.

Justin : The Big 12 is the best baseball conference in the nation and Texas would win the National League if deemed legal to play professional baseball as a team.

Aaron : Okay Burch.

Hill : Mark and I are not dating!

Cam : Whatever, Burch
By Winifred
Burching
Burch·ing
Verb
1. To be utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless
2. To be reckless of danger.

Oh my god man I was burching so hard last night.

I was such a Burch last night and (gerned) my face off.

I was burching when I hit that old lady in the face.

That was some burching bakkie driving I was doing last night
By Prue
Burch
Sucking down someones 2-liter with total disregard of them wanting to ever drink out of that bottle again. Usually confused with a holke- one who normally just sucks down the 2 liters but leaves excess beard-hair on the opening of the bottle.

"Damn, no need to burch the whole bottle of pepsi."
"Rob totally sucks, he burched my sunkist before I could even try it"
By Cornelle
Burch
to screw something up. Also can be used in place of any unnamed male homosexual activity.

"Who burched this cable installation?" or "He was burching his boyfriend last night."
By Vitoria
Burch
acting gay, or performing homosexual taunts

"oi, that guy bare burch bruv "
"stop doing burch tricks I aint in to that!"
By Donni
Burch
1. (v)to intervene when others are doing a good job and thru your actions result in the job being done exceptionally poor.
2. (v)to completely miss the point and result in failure.
3. (v)to, in a professional setting, take twice the time, twice the money and twice the resources to do a job half as good as a novice's first attempt.
4. (v)to blunder with extreme ignorance.
5. (v)to fail, but claim victory.
6. (v)to walk away from or abandon adversity.
7. (v) to fail, be given an opportunity to correct failure, then try to merely achieve original failure.

1. I was trying to tighten the bolts with a ratchet and the boss placed his hand over mine to use the ratchet. Literally holding my hand. When we added coolant it went everywhere. He totally burched it.
2. "I wiped my jacket as clean as I could manage and said, 'You burched it. I didn't literally want the shit to hit the fan."
3. I knew he'd burched it when he hired two zoo keepers and bought 3 monkeys just to open that banana.
4. Scott: Girls aren't as good at anything as boys.
Joe: That's a pretty burched opinion.
5. The boat had capsized, but an air pocket kept it afloat. When he told the passengers, "At least it's still afloat," they all knew he had burched it.
6. Blair: where is he going?
Jim: He's leaving. He couldn't add 7 to 35.
Blair. So he just burched it?
7. He landed in the pond and we gave him a mulligan. He burched it. He's in the pond again.
By Audry
Burch
To screw something up. Also can be used in place of any unnamed male homosexual activity.

"Who burched this cable installation?"

"He was burching his boyfriend last night."
By Orelia