A puff of gas that comes out of your mouth, usually with a wet noise. It smells and tastes like what you just ate/drank. It usually comes from swallowing too much air. Many comedy movies made since 1995 have
had at least one burp joke in them, because
HAW HAW, ITZ
FUNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1. 99.9% of people find it disgusting, the other 00.1% find it sexy.
College student: *burps loudly during lecture*
Professor: What was that? Who in the room just did that?
*awkward silence as keyboard taps slow down to a stop*
Professor:
Nobody's gonna speak up? OK.
I have all day. IF WE HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL MIDNIGHT, WE WILL! That is rude, disgusting and it's not funny, damn it! You are a human, not an animal. Grow the hell up, whoever just did that. If I hear it again, this lecture is over. This is where you learn, not blatantly perform
bodily functions! *cough* Thank you...