Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a
fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up
Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the
peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!