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Define Bypassing Meaning

Bypassing
When you're a guy and you're guy friend defers most of the interaction to his gf or wifey thereby effectively "bypassing" you.

Yo son why my homeboy J be bypassing me all the time? I'm sick of facebooking with his wifey.
By Alina
Bypassing
Bypassing is when somebody misspells a word on purpose to avoid detection from censorship.

Tom: I totally bypassed instagrams detection tactics by misspelling the Lamar: bypassing is not cool man. Not cool ...
By Thomasina
Bypass
When one deficates just before a shower and doesn't wipe, but rather goes directly into the shower thus "bypassing" the toilet paper.

I took a crap before my shower this morning and didn't bother to wipe. I performed a bypass.
By Amandy
Bypass
A person that ignores something you say to them and talks about a whole new subject

eg I tripled texted Dave and he only replied to one part of the message the boy is such a bypass or.. I text her about how I feel and she started talking about food she’s such a bypass
By Zora
BypASS
Noun: when a fart slips out around a turd that is currently making its way out of the asshole without pushing the turd completely out before it fully escapes. A bypASS can be declared if the fart in question is exiting the anal cavity while the said turd is currently crowning and does not cause any part of the feces to fall into the toilet.

When Valerie was in the midst of dominating a very large shit in the bathroom, a rather large bypASS made its way out of her ass while she had only pushed the tip of the poo out.

or...

I could not smell how bad my shit was until the bypASS came out and around my turd into the air of the bathroom.
By Laurel
Bypass
Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."
By Tracee
Bypasser
a late night booty call getter

dat boy dere is a bypasser.
By Charmaine
Porter Bypass
An inefficient path to your destination based on poorly conceived calculations; going out of your way or taking a more time-consuming route

ORIGIN: Driving through Atlanta traffic during rush hour when trying to get from GAINESVILLE, FL to Athens, Ga

Where have you been? It's the 4th inning...did you take the Porter Bypass?

I've got a lot of time to kill, so I'm going to take the Porter Bypass.

I think we can beat them, it looks like they're taking the Porter Bypass.
By Anetta
Bypass Fart
bahy-pas, -pahs, fahrt

Noun, Verb

A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.

A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.

Dude1: "What's wrong?"
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."
By Coralyn
Congo Bypass
A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.
By Eloisa