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Calender
a calender could be in physical or mental form, but ultimatly defines a system of time parsioned into different sectors.

By Gaby
Calender
A Year

By Tiff
Calend
(verb)
The act of calendaring. what a calendar does.

That Calendar on your desk is useless, all it does is calend...
By Lanie
Calendering
When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.

Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
By Cherilynn
Calender
Describes a time and place where one does not give a shit if the correct spelling of the word calendar is used.

Here is the calender for the day

Stick your calender where the sun don't shine

"oi mate, you know what the date is?"

"No. I don't give a calender
By Janie
Calender-cock
when a person, usually male, divides his penis into 12 equal segments and labels them with the months of the year, starting with January at the tip. Each year that passes, the calender cock will be given a sacrificial virgin with a particularly tight minge. The calender cock must perform intercourse with said virgin once a day, thus gradually increasing the threshold for cock at the rate of 1 segment per month. some larger calender cocks can have the accuracy of weeks or in some extreme cases even to the day

Steve: Hey man, what month is it?

Delroy: I dunno lid ask the calender-cock innit

Steve: Hey Jauquim, what month is it?

Jauquim: September

Steve: Sweet!
By Kelsy
[Rave] [Calender]
A Calender based and made to revolve around Raves. Meaning it includes the dates and places of where any Raves would be.

EX: (Not real)The Rave Calender shows the following: Kandi Plane Oct, 25, 2005
By Tamarah
Hardtime Calender
When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up
By Elora
Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)
Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.
By Claire
Calenderize
To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!
By Antonetta