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Define Calm Down Meaning

Calm Down
One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.

An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.

"Officer, that man just stole my wallet!"

"Now just calm down...."

(punches cop in face)
By Sally
Calm Down
What a large number of people that write definitions on this website need to do.

-Insert racist/stereotyping/biggoted/angry definition-

"Calm down, go take a lie down somewhere".
By Roseline
Calm Down
The term "calm down" is usually addressed to people who don't need to calm down at all, which makes it more funny.


person 1: heyy, whatsup?
person 2: oh myy goddd calm downn!
person 1: what the fuck? im calm!!
By Etta
Calm Down
an expression discoverd by a wise man named MISH

resulting in angry freshman

"dude i hate shakira" "calm the fuck down my friend" "serriously calm down"
By Katheryn
Calm Down
What a person of Jamaican decent says when he is asked to stop standing around with his hands in his pockets and help some customers.

Boss: "Suphel" please stop standing around with your hands in your pockets and help some customers.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down, no need for the hostility.

Boss: What? I'm not being hostile. I'm telling you to do what I pay you to do.

((a little later))
"Suphel" (in H.R. office): Dat man needs to calm down and stop the picking on me. I do my job.

((next day))
Boss: "Suphel", what did I do to deserve being investigated?

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down. No need for the hostility, mahn.

Boss (exasperated): Fine, do whatever you want. But, so you know, reviews are coming up.

"Suphel": Calm down, calm down....
By Gayla
Calm Down
No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.
By Wynne
Calm Down
What Park must always do.

Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"
By Rosamond
Calm Down
when someone overreacts, calm down is what they need to do

Fisher: OMG give me that
Me: CALM DOWN!
By Britney
Calm Down
When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"
Josh the founder of "calm down"

Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN
Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~
By Elysee
Calm Down Bomb
A paradox: telling someone to 'calm down' always, always infuriates that person. Dropping the 'calm down' bomb is the ultimate act of passive aggression - it says "You're out of line, and I need you to act in a more appropriate manner, like me." Needless to say, this is not calming.

A: Goddammit! How could they possibly cancel Arrested Development?
B: Dude, you need to calm down.
A: Calm down?? Fuck, I am calm, what do you mean calm down? (goes apeshit, breaks lamp, exits room)
C: You HAD to drop the calm down bomb.
By Steffie