kid on candy: "YEAH I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!"
friend: "The hell is up with him?"
dad: "He's fucked up on
fun dip and now he can't stop
spazzing out."
friend: "Why the hell would you give him fun dip you know that
shit fucks people up right?"
dad: "Relax, I just want little Timmy to have a good time during his birthday."