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Define Canned Meaning

Canned
fired; to lose your job

he got canned from his job for slacking off too much
By Kalila
Canned
Call center jargon. Short for "shit canned." It can be used to mean getting fired, but it is usually implied that you were canned for a stupid reason, usually called a bullshit reason. Call centers are notorious for making up lame excuses for firing employees in order to improve their financial forcast.

Rob got canned from Deathbridge again today.
By Emilee
Canned
1. Usually meaning to "get fired" i.e lose your job.

2. Can also mean when a show goes off the air.

**Possibly derived from the word "cancelled".**

ex. Did you hear about Bobby? He got canned yesterday, I hear he's hitting up unemployment today.

ex. Oh no, I thought for sure wawa-we would get canned after the stampede.
By Georgie
Canned

1. dismissed, fired

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

3. pre-recorded and added to the sound used in a show

Canned laughter used to be a standard addition to tv shows.
By Bernetta
Canned
adj.
1. Being too standardized or too uniform in nature.
2. Being a generalization.

1. The silicone made her tits look canned.
2. The suck-ass gave the professor a canned opinion of the literature.
By Alecia
Canned
1) Usually means to get fired.
2) Depending on context, can also be an adjective that means roughly predefined.

1) My faggot boss canned me for reading TribalWar too much at work.
2) Canned chat items in a video game. Usually performed by entering a short combination of letters or numbers. Many times accompanied by a short voice clip.
By Lib
Canned
Over done and over used to the point of being old, predictable, tiresome, cliche.

Sci-fi is so canned, I can tell exactly what's going to happen before it happens.
By Jillene
Canned
Taking a huge SH*T and leaving your masterpiece on display for the next victim to experience.

"Damn, whoever canned that stinky bastard should recieve a medal."
By Joycelin
Canned
adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.

OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED
By Pru
Can-can
Lying nude on your back and lifting your two legs and spreading them as wide as you can, so you are showing your balls and your asshole to surprise people walking by.

Damnit! Benjamin just showed me the can-can.
By Crista