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Cannonized
getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.
By Bekki
Cannonize
the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them.
By Candie
Cannon
A musical instrument used in Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

That cannon must be an instrument!
By Felicia
The Cannons
The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon

Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab

Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place

Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that
By Pearline
The Cannon
A powerful and unstoppable foosball move that both amazes and astounds the competition.

"Yo Mags, if you keep using the cannon, I'm quitting and going back to the kegger."

Guy #1: "Man, your cannon is unstoppable."
Guy #2: "That's what she said."

"I will beat you with the cannon and you will bow down to me as the greatest foosball player ever!"
By Dianna
Cannon
meaning that it is 'of the story' or something that could/did ACTUALLY happen in a story, used by fans and fanfictioners

Izzi: Gosh, Marrie, you really like the Harry and Ginny pairing for Harry Potter...
Marrie: Yeah, but it's totally cannon.
Izzi: I know, I read the seventh book

Jen: OMG! McGee and Abby are such a cute couple.
Dan: And it's cannon, have you seen the latest NCIS episode?
Jen: I know, Abby totally kissed McGee's head!!
By Jobina
Cannon
In Philadelphia this term is used to describe a violent or reckless person.

That youngan is a cannon.
By Kym
Cannon
Piece of garbage that fucked the trebuchet ruining my life

Fuck cannons!
By Ermengarde
Cannon
1. A blunt (see blunt, L, philly, dutch, etc.) that is large in diameter. A blunt containing 3 or more grams of marijuana can safely be considered a cannon.

roll a cannon
spark the cannon
that cannon killed me man
By Ingeberg
Cannon
Awesome and amazing guy. Always there for you... and will do anything he can to make you happy. Extremely good looking and a flirt. The perfect boyfriend and the guy that every girl goes to for comfort and advice. Cannons are usually the dreamy guy that every girl would kill to have... but they never admit it to his face. He is always the one you want to be snuggling with because he knows how to handle a girl.

Girl 1: Who's the new guy?

Girl 2: I don't know... but he's gorgeous.

Cannon: Hey ladies (flashes a smile), I saw you too radiating beauty and I had to come introduce myself. I'm Cannon.

Girl 1: (whispers)- figures, Cannons are always the hot ones.
By Minnnie