Define Canon King Meaning

Canon King
A fucking loser with a small ugly cock that doesn’t masturbate because he’s a little pussy ass bitch that like to get rocked to sleep by his mom at night because he’s gay. He’s so gay he has a bad fungus on his ass from is last gay orgy where got his butt resized. He now only does circle jerks because no one can fill his big hole and he can’t get pleasure from anal anymore.

By Estella
Canon Kings
A term coined by legend Lucky Luciano which is used to signify the beauty of a fan ship that should be canon

By Tobey
Canon King
The best ship in Voltron aka Klance. This expression is frequently used by voltron trash to talk about the relationship between Keith Kogayne and Lance Mcclain. Allurance stans can eat my ass bc KICK MY DUDES.

"Do you know where Jeremy Shada is?"
"I'm pretty sure he's trapped in Lauren's basement cuz he revealed that Klance is canon king"

"Hey, have you ever watched Voltron: Legendary Defender?"
"Don't you mean Gaytron: Legendary Homosexuals?"
"Yeahh, Klance is canon king"
By Louisette