Define Captain Planet Meaning

A show which was invented not by environmentalists and politicians as typically thought, but rather corporate polluters and the government to convince children that pollution is the result of a group of dumb, grotesque individual outcasts who do it for no purpose at all, rather than the result of the monetary interests of corporations.

Captain Planet: King of the Mullets

It is ironic that the show, which was supposed to be about saving the environment, is actually sponsored by a few corporations which are responsible for some of the world's pollution. It kinda negates the whole purpose of the show.

I can't believe I liked watching that shit as a kid.

A superhero who is made of the five elements: Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Heart. These elements are represented by children who run around saving the world, and when in grave danger combine to form Captain Planet.

Captain Planet was a government conspiracy to makes people actually want to recycle. Just goes to show you how affective the government is, I mean just look at the show!

A homo-erotic invention of Ted Turner.

The show even used some song from the New Kids on the Block as the ending theme. I believe the song was titled "Step by Step" or "Gonna Get to you Girl", or something like that.

The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.

Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.