Define Car Crash Meaning

Car Crash
When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.

By Evanne
Car Crash
When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.

Whats the hold up?

Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
By Mariann
Car Crash
When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.

Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
By Jessika
Car Crash
When you see a. Hella sexy person while u driving n (BAM SLAM) CAR CRASH

Daammm you see a sexy person next thang you know (Bam Slam) ur in a (CAR CRASH.)
By Barry
Car Crash TV
Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!

"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
By Gwen
Car Crash Guy
A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.

1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"

2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
By Audrey
Conversation Car Crash
conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.

Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
By Doro
Brampton Car Crash
An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.

“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”

“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”
By Kesley
Devo Car Crash
basically devo car crash was an event that occurred fairly recently. the absoloute meat head decided to rob a car and CRASHED IT! the absoloute melt put several lives at risk. #whatashitter #dontgetdroppedfromsca #devo.sca #scasfinest

devo car crash was a madness! devo is a shit dinger!
By Shanta
Hippie Car Crash
A car/bicycle encounter when the driver of a parked car exits the vehicle only to see a Birkenstock wearing burlap bag carrying hippie driving an old 50's style bike heading toward the open door. The hippie cannot access the bike's shitty brakes due to the wearing of sandals resulting in the hippie swerving to avoid the open car door, loosing control of the bike and then crashing on the roadway.

Some dirty old, bike driv'n hippie almost hit me while I was getting outta my car. Fucking bum couldn't even work the bike brakes which made him go flying off the bike and crash'n himself onto the pavement causing a hippie car crash. He Musta been high on that old style weed.
By Milicent