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Define Carbon Dating Meaning

Carbon Dating
Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.
By Marisa
Carbon Dating
When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.
By Melisse
Carbon Dating
Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."
By Bev
Carbon Dating
When you cannot find a partner and end up wining and dining a piece of coal. You feel let down after the date never went as well as you had hoped due to one way conversation! Perhaps next time I will join in!

Im so lonely I have started carbon dating
By Jerrilyn
Carbon Dating
When you date a boomer eg: someone of the older generation

I asked your mom out , I'm basically carbon dating at this point.
By Selestina
Carbon-dated
adj fr. AHD4 carbondating + -ed

Very out of date, popularized by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

'Deal with that outfit for a moment.'
'It's dated?'
'It's carbon-dated.'
By Theda
Carbon-dated Pussy
Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.
By Nessie
Facebook Carbon Dating
When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.
By Pavia
Carbon Dating
A couple dating whose goal is marriage. Refers to the diamond, which is carbon-based, and is also the most common gem found in engagement or wedding rings,

Clarita and I are carbon dating, with an eye toward a wedding in December.
By Janna
Online Carbon Dating
Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."
By Mariam