'Carlie' is the most
premium name that could possibly be assigned to a human being; it symbolizes
utmost human, possibly divine, perfection. Carlies are the types of people who, aside from their intimidatingly
piercing eyes and physical beauty, can stay up for days or weeks at a time reading and writing to collect vast amounts of knowledge to add to their already gigantic intellect.
Carlie's are usually very oblivious to how superior they are to lesser humans, only adding to the appeal. Though superior, Carlie's tend to be out of their mind crazy. This actually makes them MORE attractive.
Creative, caring beyond rational explanation, sexy, and secretly a hipster. Carlie's have a huge capacity to love. If you ever meet a Carlie, you will remember her for the rest of your life.
Finding a Carlie is like finding an
oasis in a desert.
p.s. Carlie's are not lesbians
person after encountering a Carlie for the first time: "Wow, was that a Carlie, or did I just watch
a thousand unicorns ride a double
rainbow ?"
person 2: "There's really no way to tell."