"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
By Meara
Carload
A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.
Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?
Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.
