fat ass titties. formally FATs or FATTIES but since you can't say the word fat around girls a code name was needed. created during rush by a non-functional member of society who goes by the name of alex.
The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.
carl is a sweet guy, he has an amazing heart and is consistently trying to make you smile. carl is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to carl, rely on him and most importantly trust him. carl will try his best to give you every single bit of love you need, he's a good friend, boyfriend and everything you could ever imagine.
never lose him, he's so special and unique. most of all, he's a dork π
girl "Hi, Carl"
carl " hey, you're so amazing.. did I already tell you that today?"
By Andrea
Carled
When a Non-Chav destroys a chav to the maximum, without actually killing the chav.
A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.
Hey did you watch carling last night?
Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.
WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.
By Frederica
Carl
an endearing term for a friend or family member that does something extremely stupid or silly and instead of calling them other names, you call them Carl!
Brent: I just lit the wrong end of my cigg while driving and ran off the road into a pile of horse crap!
You: Good going Carl!